Why I Think I am Old

There are reasons why I do feel old, sometimes too old. And this is one post that made me feel, well, old. It's from Dance with Death by Nail Rust. It's one of those thought-provoking entries.


The Booty Call Agreement aka the FB Agreement

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

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1. No sleeping overs-unless it is very good and we have to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary)

3. No calls before 9 pm--we don't have something to talk about. (but if you wanna get in touch, TEXT)

4. No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed or potential love blossoming etc.

5. No plans made in advance--that's why we're each other "backup" . An out-of-town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even then, it's a one-time advance call.

6. No baby talk--however,dirty talks is highly encouraged.

7. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK.

8. No falling asleep right after sex--if it's over, we get our asses up and go home.

9. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes the both of us--so no repeat requests.

10. Doggie-style is preferred--the less eye contact, the better.

*Nail Rust reposted this from one of his friend's entries*

So why does it make me feel old? Because I feel I am too traditional to have this kind of "buddy." I know people who can and I respect them for having the courage for such.

There was a time when Fubu was just a brand name. It was only back in 2002 or 2003 when I learned it had a different meaning. Heard it from a lesbian friend who was also kind enough to explain that lesbians were either "butch" or "femme." And stranger things like "open relationships."