Surviving the Chaos in Manila

After the recent Boracay trip, I was asked to write Manila survival tips. I am limited to just 10 points. This is what i came up with. This should go handy to anyone visiting Manila:)

10 SURVIVAL TIPS

1. Before getting into a taxi, ask if the driver knows how to get to where you are going. If he doesn’t, flag another one. Riding the MRT is the fastest way to get to most places. Just be sure to know what ride to take next to bring you to your destination.
2. Traffic is not just a noun but a situation (it means vehicular flow is very bad). While some English words take on new meaning here— “cute” can apply to anything, “cutex” is nailpolish, “Colgate” is toothpaste, “Frigidaire” refers to refrigerators—American English is widely used.
3. Do not be afraid to ask questions. Most of the people understand and speak English. So when in doubt, ask. When you are trying to find your way, ask for directions from security guards.
4. Always have smaller bills. Carry just enough cash, in pesos of course. When paying at a restaurant, check the bill if a Service Charge has already been added to it. If there is, you need not leave extra cash for tip. It is not a sin though not to tip especially if you don’t have smaller bills.
5. When riding public buses or the MRT, keep your bag infront of you. Refrain from taking out your mobile phones. Be aware.
6. There is such a thing as Filipino Time (an hour late). While there are people who do not observe this, it is still important to insist that the appointment you set is the real time you meant.
7. There are many street kids and beggars who will approach you. If you give one cash or coins, more will follow. Politely saying “wala” is safer. When they tap on your cab’s window, tap back. There may even be people dressed decently who will tell you that they lost their wallet and would need money to get home. But don’t. It’s a scam. You can suggest though that they go to the nearest police station to get help.
8. Specially at night, traffic signs are just “suggestions” so do be careful when crossing a one-way street, crossing an intersection or making a turn.
9. Dress for the typical weather which is hot and humid. Opt for cotton tops and shirts. If you can, bring a change of clothes. Wear sunscreen. And do bring an umbrella.
10. Be patient. Be patient. While Filipinos are known for their hospitality, but outside their homes, they can seem rude. There will be people who will not answer a call but only answer a text (texting is cheaper here so they might be concerned you will be spending more if they answer your call). So have an open heart. And did I say be patient?