Nakakaaliw na nakakainis

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem to a
condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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The difference between involvement and commitment is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was involved - the pig was
committed.