September 25 - You and toot-toot are flying high today!
You're both optimists and can dispel any clouds of doom with your upbeat outlook. There's nothing Pollyanna-ish about your sunny attitudes, however -- the two of you are just prone to looking at the advantageous side of things. Even when there isn't an obvious bright side to something, you put it in the 'whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger' category, which is a fantastic attitude to have. By expecting the best from life, the two of you very often get it.
You're both optimists and can dispel any clouds of doom with your upbeat outlook. There's nothing Pollyanna-ish about your sunny attitudes, however -- the two of you are just prone to looking at the advantageous side of things. Even when there isn't an obvious bright side to something, you put it in the 'whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger' category, which is a fantastic attitude to have. By expecting the best from life, the two of you very often get it.
By virtue of words, I am free. But with your memories, you bind me. With your uncertainty, I should move on. But with your uncertainty, I hold back. Why do I love you? Why can't you just not love me?
Damn uncertainty.
Uncertainty stupifies me.
Damn uncertainty.
Uncertainty stupifies me.
September 24 - Playing with words is sometimes harmless, but sometimes it's the equivalent of playing with fire. Let's face it: You two are definitely clever types, and when you go out together, that brainpower gets multiplied. Be careful where you aim your quips and barbs, though -- things that are in-jokes among you both might be taken all too seriously by some innocent bystanders. Learn to gauge your audience. Are these peeps on your wavelength? Then full speed ahead! If not, time to be more discreet.
Date: Sunday, April 04, 2004 8:01:00 PM
Subject: Re: Hi
Message: i resigned in 2002. march i think. i was hired by
UNDP kaso ang nagiimplement ng project, MMDA so
dun pa din office. you can contact me sa
*censored*. m actually in naga ryt now. i will
be here until black saturday.
Gago wrote:
> hi! dba dati sa MMDA ka, tma ba? UNDP, dba dto
> yan sa may amorsolo Makati?
> kmusta work? ayos ba?
> ok naman ako, tanx. patapos na audit season ky
> bc palagi.. pero ok lng.
>
> ano ba bago sau mula nung huli tayong
magkausap?
> sakin.... lumipat lng ako ng ibang company.
> aside from that medyo dati parin ako. ikaw
naman
> kwento... na miss kong makipag-usap sayo, buti
na
> lng i found you d2 :)
>
>
>
> Tanga wrote:
> > UNDP project pa rin. ung brother ko gumawa
> nito.
> > plus madami akong natatanggap na invitation
ng
> > mga pinsan, college friends, etc...
> >
> > m great. thanks for asking. kamusta ka na
din?
> >
> > Gago wrote:
> > > hi Tanga (di pa alam ni tanga na tanga sya)! musta ka na?
> > > i was surprised nakita kita d2 sa
friendster!
> > > hehehe!
> > >
> > > sain ka na ngonian?
> > >
> > > :)
Subject: Re: Hi
Message: i resigned in 2002. march i think. i was hired by
UNDP kaso ang nagiimplement ng project, MMDA so
dun pa din office. you can contact me sa
*censored*. m actually in naga ryt now. i will
be here until black saturday.
Gago wrote:
> hi! dba dati sa MMDA ka, tma ba? UNDP, dba dto
> yan sa may amorsolo Makati?
> kmusta work? ayos ba?
> ok naman ako, tanx. patapos na audit season ky
> bc palagi.. pero ok lng.
>
> ano ba bago sau mula nung huli tayong
magkausap?
> sakin.... lumipat lng ako ng ibang company.
> aside from that medyo dati parin ako. ikaw
naman
> kwento... na miss kong makipag-usap sayo, buti
na
> lng i found you d2 :)
>
>
>
> Tanga wrote:
> > UNDP project pa rin. ung brother ko gumawa
> nito.
> > plus madami akong natatanggap na invitation
ng
> > mga pinsan, college friends, etc...
> >
> > m great. thanks for asking. kamusta ka na
din?
> >
> > Gago wrote:
> > > hi Tanga (di pa alam ni tanga na tanga sya)! musta ka na?
> > > i was surprised nakita kita d2 sa
friendster!
> > > hehehe!
> > >
> > > sain ka na ngonian?
> > >
> > > :)
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.
| Your Fortune Is |
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| The Keys to Your Heart |
 You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
| Your Birthdate: December 27 |
 Your birth on the 27th day of the month (9 energy) adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path. Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by yourself to rest and meditate. There is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do. This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative. You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends. You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return. |
| Your Mood Ring is Yellow |
 Wondering Thoughts Peaceful |
| You Are 30% Weird |
 Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself. |
Clear mind
Purpose is known
It's like 7 am and I feel terrible already. How I wish I didn't have such happy memories... Dapat ba or hindi na? Bakit ba kasi? Bakit pa kasi? :(
(Full name) Your ideal job is a alcholic tester.
(Nickname) Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
That was fun. And funny.
(Nickname) Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
That was fun. And funny.
(Oranges and Lemons)
Intro: F- to the 6 fret
F- G-
C9
Labis na naiinip
Cm G-
Nayayamot sa bawat saglit
C9
Kapag naaalala ka
Cm
Wala naman akong
G-G
magawa
Refrain:
C9
Umuwi ka na baby
Cm
Hindi na ako sanay ng wala ka
G Em
Mahirap ang mag-isa
C9
At sa gabi'y hinahanap-hanap
Cm
kita.
Chorus:
C9 G
Hanggang kailan ako maghihintay
C9
Na makasama ka muli
G
Sa buhay kong puno ng paghihirap
C9
Na tanging ikaw lang ang
G
Pumapawi sa mga luha
Cm
At naglalagay ng ngiti
G-G break
sa mga labi
C9
'Di mapigilang mag-isip
Cm
Na baka sa tagal
G-G break
Mahulog ang loob mo sa iba
C9 Cm
Nakakabalisa, knock on wood
G-
'Wag naman sana
(Repeat Refrain & Chorus)
C9
Umuwi ka na baby...
G
Umuwi ka na baby...
C9- G-
Umuwi ka na baby....
C9
Umuwi ka na baby....
G
Umuwi ka na baby....
C9- G- (repeat intro)
Umuwi ka na baby....
Intro: F- to the 6 fret
F- G-
C9
Labis na naiinip
Cm G-
Nayayamot sa bawat saglit
C9
Kapag naaalala ka
Cm
Wala naman akong
G-G
magawa
Refrain:
C9
Umuwi ka na baby
Cm
Hindi na ako sanay ng wala ka
G Em
Mahirap ang mag-isa
C9
At sa gabi'y hinahanap-hanap
Cm
kita.
Chorus:
C9 G
Hanggang kailan ako maghihintay
C9
Na makasama ka muli
G
Sa buhay kong puno ng paghihirap
C9
Na tanging ikaw lang ang
G
Pumapawi sa mga luha
Cm
At naglalagay ng ngiti
G-G break
sa mga labi
C9
'Di mapigilang mag-isip
Cm
Na baka sa tagal
G-G break
Mahulog ang loob mo sa iba
C9 Cm
Nakakabalisa, knock on wood
G-
'Wag naman sana
(Repeat Refrain & Chorus)
C9
Umuwi ka na baby...
G
Umuwi ka na baby...
C9- G-
Umuwi ka na baby....
C9
Umuwi ka na baby....
G
Umuwi ka na baby....
C9- G- (repeat intro)
Umuwi ka na baby....
(Sept. 10) The time is right for a little vacation, so hit the road and just get away from it all ASAP. You and your favorite companion need to recharge, regenerate and reconnect in a big way. You may feel like there's just soooo much huge and important stuff going on in both of your lives that there's no way you can escape, but that's absolutely not true, and you know it. Do a little juggling with your schedules. In other words, make the time, no matter what. Don't distract yourself from what's really important in this life.
Ha! I wish!
Ha! I wish!
(Sept. 9) Massive and concerted efforts may be required right about now -- on both your parts. So if one party is trying to shirk the weight of their responsibility -- well, neither of you really has any time for those kinds of shenanigans, do you? Frankly, you both need to be pulling an equal amount of weight if you want to get this thing done on time. Miracle of miracles, if you manage to get yourselves in gear, it might actually come in under budget too. Now that's something to celebrate.
(September 8, 2005) Everything seems a little hazy at the moment, and things between the two of you are no exception. It's not the time to ask for favors or to try to get to the bottom of things; probing questions will likely meet with a resounding silence for a response. Get back to basics -- revisit the source of your connection and reconfirm why you like each other. The fog will clear soon enough, and trying to barrel ahead through it will just create craziness. If you slow down, you'll be in good shape to pick up where you left off.
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem to a
condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
--
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was involved - the pig was
committed.
condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
--
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was involved - the pig was
committed.
