Travel Advisory 1:
"Why are you going to Paris? Why are you meeting him?"
I have never been around Paris. What's wrong about it
"Did he invite you?"
Yes.
"Did he pay for your ticket?"
No! Why would he pay for my ticket?
"Maybe he is in love you."
(Laughs) How will I know that.
"Are you also going to Madagascar?"
Not on this trip, no.
"Are you in love?"
No? How can I say?
"Good luck in Paris. Don't fall in love."
Travel Advisory 2:
"Have a safe trip. Don't marry the Frenchman."
What?
"I have warned you."
(Laughs)
Travel Advisory 3:
Boss, please refrain from mentioning I am in Paris. It's a personal matter. Thank you
"Okay. Have a safe flight. You still at the airport?"
Yes. Boarding area now.
"Okay have a great time in Paris! Make sure to visit Musee D' Orsay, Louvre, National Musee, Arc De Triumph. You must understand French culture first before understanding this French."
"Why are you going to Paris? Why are you meeting him?"
I have never been around Paris. What's wrong about it
"Did he invite you?"
Yes.
"Did he pay for your ticket?"
No! Why would he pay for my ticket?
"Maybe he is in love you."
(Laughs) How will I know that.
"Are you also going to Madagascar?"
Not on this trip, no.
"Are you in love?"
No? How can I say?
"Good luck in Paris. Don't fall in love."
Travel Advisory 2:
"Have a safe trip. Don't marry the Frenchman."
What?
"I have warned you."
(Laughs)
Travel Advisory 3:
Boss, please refrain from mentioning I am in Paris. It's a personal matter. Thank you
"Okay. Have a safe flight. You still at the airport?"
Yes. Boarding area now.
"Okay have a great time in Paris! Make sure to visit Musee D' Orsay, Louvre, National Musee, Arc De Triumph. You must understand French culture first before understanding this French."
