"I think the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I
mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at
the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is
all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you
live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you
get a gold watch, you go to work. You work for forty years until you're
young enough to enjoy your retirement! You go to college, you do drugs,
alcohol, you party, you have sex, you get ready for high school. You go
to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
you spend your last nine months floating.... You finish off as a gleam
in somebody's eye."- Sean Morey, American Comedian
This would have been awesome. I just thought that the person who thought about it must be some kind of genius.
This would have been awesome. I just thought that the person who thought about it must be some kind of genius.
